You May Have Seen Russia From Your House but I Bet You Didn't See Biden's Pwnage Punch Coming Did You Biyotch?!

If any of you watched the Vice Presidential debate tonight you would agree that Senator Joe Biden mopped the fucking floor with Governor Sarah Palin. Not just because of the fact that Biden has ten times as much experience but also because he wasn't playing cute or candy coating any of the tough shit America's going through unlike Palin who put on a fake smile the entire time for corporate America and "hockey moms" a token phrase of hers. She didn't at all acknowledge the fact that McCain and Bush have fucked up many times but the things she did highlight were the same five fucking things! Hockey moms, energy, fighting the war, her and McCain being mavericks and best of all the "greed and corruption on Wall Street" if she said any of those things one more time, especially energy and Wall Street I was going to rip off my goddamn arm and beat that crazy bitch over the head with it! I'm serious people, you cannot look at her and tell me she is just like every mom in America. If she thinks every woman in America is a gun wielding, waste loving, God loving, nutty ass lying hypocritical bitch like her she is dead fucking wrong and I will tell you why! The fact that she is wealthy with plenty of time to hunt while preaching religion more than the Holy Pope himself proves that she has a lot of time on her hands which means she is nothing like American moms! I can guarantee she has not had to deal with half of the shit poor, lonely single mothers have had to deal with. She's never had to worry about feeding her kids! She's never had to worry about her kids' safety and security and she definitely has never thought about the fact that most moms are so fucking busy with their hectic lives that they can hardly make it to the weekly hour of church on Sunday let alone find ways to enforce it onto the rest of us! The fact alone that Palin focuses on being a cute little MILF up there on the podium makes me downright furious because that's all she has. Don't try to fool us Palin! Biden may have put on his Cheshire Cat smile a few times but only to laugh at your feeble attempts to turn the public against him and Obama by using false accusations and lies! You Republicans had your chance, you fucked up this country! You opened up the hellhole called Vietnam Part 2 and now you're leading us into the next depression. Step aside and let the Democrats take control, we're sick of letting you fuck things up repeatedly. Assholes.
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